CheeeesBLRGH!

"On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up with all its friends."

High marks for accuracy and color.

I'd like this to be a fountain outside the student center.

Ahhh...ahh..ahhCHOO!

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For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.

"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "

"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."

I wish this was a movie, so we could play it in reverse.

"Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself."

He's apparently never used a toilet before.

We figure if we leave it like this, the problem will fix itself over winter break.

Not a very good designated driver.

I think I figured out the secret to the gallon challenge - drink purple milk! Oh wait, nevermind.

Looks like Ramen, vodka, and maybe some Tostitos - possibly hint of lime?

Doesn't take CSI to figure out what happened at this crime scene.

How can something so disgusting also be so beautiful?

Oh, there goes gravity.