Don't tell me - hot dogs, relish, and Everclear!

Vomit on laptop

"Completely fried his laptop, and it smelled awful all night."

"I'm a US Army infantryman in Iraq. We were searching this one house for weapons and other illegal stuff, and found this instead. I couldn't believe my eyes. What was even better was the residents of the house, who could not read of speak any English, couldn't figure out why a bunch of American soldiers were standing around laughing at a box of soap."

It's near impossible to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour - but what about chocolate milk?

Death from above.

Sometimes you can tell that they're up for a puke and rally. This is not one of those times.

How they make pumpkin flavored beer.

If it looks like he's in good spirits, it's because no puke got in his beer.

Congratulations to Rutgers football fans who, for the first time since 1976, have an excuse to get blackout drunk on Saturday afternoons!

"My friend is a photography major, and I was chugging captain and cokes between flip cup games."

"Post-antiquing revenge puke."

Looks like the opening of the Lion King.

On the bright side, you probably don't have to worry about passing out with your shoes on.

"The game hadn't even started yet."

This is why we need toilets with two heads - one for pukin' and one for poopin'.

You have to assume he already wasn't sober when he made the decision to start chugging Jager.

No, I'm good.

"Dude, you know you can't mix milk and Meow Mix. That's what you get."