"Me: "What should I carve this year?" Friend: "You should carve a boob" Me: "I'll see what I can do""
Hate to ruin November for you guys, but here it is. Who's excited for December, though?!
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This sounds like a made up class at a really easy university
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1 year ago
Mr. Orange
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1 year ago
And that's how pumpkin pie is made.
Rodney Pumpkinfield.
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They didn't realize their camera was in video mode.
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1 year ago
Shortly after this picture was taken assassins smashed it to bits
Drunkin
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1 year ago
This Is Going To Rot Soon!
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Who needs a girlfriend when you can carve a pumpkin this good?
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1 year ago
Kramer's apartment.
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Our Pimp-a-Pumpkin contest is now official. Send us your jack-o-lanterns, and we'll all vote on the best one the day before Halloween.
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1 year ago
Unsmashable.
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"What we didn't realize is that while the frowny face was glowing at the world, the smiley face was being projected across the face of our house."
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Dinner is served!
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1 year ago
Pumpkin carving season? OH YEAH!
Serves haunted beer that makes you more sober.
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"This is what happens when, after Halloween, pumpkins get smashed all over your house and someone tries to dispose of the seeds by putting them down the bathroom sink."
I've got the munchies... I think I'm going to eat myself.
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