This person worked tirelessly to get this done before realizing Halloween was 2 weeks ago.
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
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6 days ago
When I say one mini-sized candy per kid, I mean it.
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18
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3 weeks ago
The white pumpkin makes it ironic.
The "W" went to go see that new George Bush movie. Alone.
This pumpkin's got a little captain in him. And a candle.
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70
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3 weeks ago
Jack-Ohhhhh-lantern
It's literally a Keystone LIGHT!
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18
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4 weeks ago
You know it's Halloween when you see a talking dog drinking a martini on a carved out pumpkin.
Cleaning out that pumpkin must have been a real sticky icky mess.
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297
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4 weeks ago
Pumpkincide rates always soar this time of year.
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234
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4 weeks ago
It's a shame this pumpkin will rot in a week.
You know how I know you're gay? You have a pumpkin with Steve Carell's face.
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390
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1 month ago
Halloween wouldn't be the same without the classics.
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162
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1 month ago
I know you're not supposed to stare at someone's coin slot, but c'mon that's irresistible!
"Me: "What should I carve this year?" Friend: "You should carve a boob" Me: "I'll see what I can do""
Mr. Orange
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49
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1 year ago
Rodney Pumpkinfield.
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34
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1 year ago
Shortly after this picture was taken assassins smashed it to bits
Drunkin
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1 year ago
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