Breaking things fun. Come break things!

"A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed."

"Our residence RA wanted us to get rid of a pile of pizza boxes we'd been saving for a couple weeks. We made sure they were put to good use."

You missed the ceiling.

In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book.

"We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes."

"Beer Pong in our RA's room."

"Our RA said that our pranks were lame..."

That'll teach him to cite us for bonging Bacardi in the hall!

"We love our RA."

"Fun with our RA's name and his sacred flyers." Take that, Carl!

"Letting our RA keep a tally on how much we drink in the dorms."

"Our RA was an Ice Cold Bitch... so we decided to freeze her panties." How poetic.

If people are pissing on the door (and occassionally in your room if you're not there) this sign isn't going to help.

I'm going to write a mysery novel about the manhunt that ensues. It will be called "P is for Pooping".

"RA shaming at its best."

If he just waits a few hours, the only problem he'll have is that his door is really wet.