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"I'm not just your lord, I'm also your friend."
University of France, France 1051
Greetings fellow students of Academia. I would like to take this opportunity to introduceth mine self. My name is Edmund Wellington the third and I will be your resident assistant for this year, your first year at university and the first year of university, ever.

As there art no precedents, this year shalleth be a learning experience for us all. Let us learn together. Thou art all responsible and mature. I'm not going to impose any rules. I trusteth that I need not tell you to behave like adults. I shall make mine presence one of a dear friend. Mine door is never barred.

Morrow
It is with great regret and sorrow that I must inform you that our fellow student and dear friend Archibald Leoneses has passed away only one day into the semestereth. He was full of mead and attempted to catapult himself into the ladies dormitorium. He landed in a pile of thickets no further than the servants' quarters. He died at the infirmatorium this morning after his blood became so sour it could not be cured with leeches. Even if you did not know him by name, I'm sure you were all familiar with the delightful Spaniard boy.

There will be a memorial service this evening where we shall all drink from the cask in his honor.

Now, it is quite clear that catapults are no things to be trifled with after a long night at the tavern. Alcohol and contraptions simply do not mix.  It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all that catapults are now explicitly off-limits to UFF students. Spaniards have also been banned.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-26 13:56:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 84 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1811518 Breaking things fun. Come break things! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1811518 Breaking things fun. Come break things! nonadult comedy Breaking things fun. Come break things! ra, words, grammar, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1811518"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/e/collegehumor.edae41b9298c57afac4c093ecee8bc60.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:748861">Nick</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 198 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733872 Back Fired Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:57:28 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733872 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> This was Tara Friedman's first day of teaching 2nd grade. She had spent her last four years as a Resident Advisor at UCLA so she did the only thing she knew how to do...

Tara: Okay children, ice breakers! Everybody sit around the rug Indian style. Now we are going to go around the room and each of you will tell two truths and one lie. Then, the next person will have to guess which one is the lie! Sounds like fun, right!?

Victoria: Popsicles.

Tara: Yeah. Okay. Thomas is the first in the circle, so Thomas, please, tell two truths and one lie.

Thomas: Every night the Tooth Fairy comes to check to see if there are teeth under my pillow, Mommy and Daddy are going to be alive forever and my favorite food is macaroni.

Tara: Ah. Okay. Nevermind. Who likes blocks?!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-14 09:57:28 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738738 "A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed." Sun, 04 Feb 2007 19:42:35 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738738 "A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed." nonadult comedy "A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed." cunt, ra, dorm door, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738738"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/8/collegehumor.d4ddb2626b1b7916e0d6877810f3de78.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:107870">Kyle Lopez</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:526"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737682 "Our residence RA wanted us to get rid of a pile of pizza boxes we'd been saving for a couple weeks. We made sure they were put to good use." Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:37:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737682 "Our residence RA wanted us to get rid of a pile of pizza boxes we'd been saving for a couple weeks. We made sure they were put to good use." nonadult comedy "Our residence RA wanted us to get rid of a pile of pizza boxes we'd been saving for a couple weeks. We made sure they were put to good use." pizza, cardboard, dorm prank, RA, dorm door, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737682"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/3/collegehumor.bd8480db91f1aee021ed9063206ec8fa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1709947 In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book. Sat, 21 Oct 2006 17:44:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1709947 In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book. nonadult comedy In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book. RA, spelling, bathroom sign, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1709947"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/9/collegehumor.b067c7d3b6f48b9915d128b9d572843d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:731832">Dawgs07</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:371"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1684456 "We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes." Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:24:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1684456 "We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes." nonadult comedy "We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes." dog, ra, sneaky, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1684456"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.72c8aaaf8ee37334fe7a3fd14d0dc792.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1684211 "Beer Pong in our RA's room." 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How poetic. ice, prank, RA, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:950622"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/4/collegehumor.4a1fa51262c2136cfe422854db2c39ad.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:134925 If people are pissing on the door (and occassionally in your room if you're not there) this sign isn't going to help. 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