Pirate Horse Wins Race

He used the money to buy four peg legs and spent the rest of his career racing in the horsey special Olympics.

Broken Bike Bash

World's most painful way to get yourself a unicycle.

Plastic-Wrap Racer Bangs Head

His short-term memory is the only thing the wrap can't keep fresh.

Wheelbarrow Champions

Wait until you see how these guys won the three-legged race. That's right, hard work and discipline!

Super Man-rio Kart

Their live action "Duck Hunt" proved less popular around campus.

Rocket Race

It's hard to believe this is how the mayor is chosen in certain parts of Utah.

Dog Racing Shortcut

"And it's Cheatsy McGee by a nose!"

Hurdle Face

That's gonna hurtle.

Wacky Ostrich Race

Even if this were a normal ostrich race it would be worth watching.

Ladder Race

More Olympic events should be vertical. Imagine hurdles!

Bikini Race

Shame, Blazin' Blondie was going for the triple crown...

Port-o-Potty Dash

During the Preakness, some dudes decided to hold a people race. On top of Port-o-potties

Insane Crash

Now where is the ground? I knew I saw it thre minutes ago, now I feel like I'm just going in circles.

Big Wheel Race

Two questions: Where do I sign up, and can I do it right now?

Super Mario Race

Remember the Video Armageddon at the end of "The Wizard?" Well these guys actually did it. Stick around for the incredible ending.

Finish Line Fall

This guy runs the 26.1 miles it takes to complete the marathon, and not a foot more.

"Want to ladder race?"
"What's a ladder race?"
"1-2-3 GO!"