CollegeHumor: Racism Stuff This Month

Finally! A way to keep those pesky Jews off my lawn!

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:51:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916958"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.0c2325b5aaf493ff6c7694cb48c6dd8d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Get on the Winning Team

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:59:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916416"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/0/collegehumor.e84315cb816b378c4d1d2000de08de31.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1378315">escapepodfilms</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Eye-Rolling Gets Real

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:12:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914101"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/4/collegehumor.c11ecc70edd381a6be2a671480ca5945.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Bed and Breakfast Deniers

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913138"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/7/collegehumor.f8032eac67c85bae1a7cec2731039df4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:552382">Greg&LouPresentLou&a</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 51 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

When will the racism end?!?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:55:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905942"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/0/collegehumor.d4aeb74c211a71920a96e4f05c20f70e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1924085">Kir</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:114"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Racism is unacceptable. Cheap Asian stereotypes about using chopsticks and eating noodles is fine though.

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:28:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906249"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/3/collegehumor.ae97fcf6486203a4be2d27836373f61b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:744831">KARL</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:150"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 125 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

And you thought you weren't racist!

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:00:00 -0500

This is the food court at Racial Stereotypes R Us.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:38:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819546"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/d/collegehumor.693728ecb39aaa5079b8961d09998b4d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1180778">ean:Hydro's sidekick</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

What next? Separate water fountains?

Tue, 13 May 2008 08:25:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815322"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/f/collegehumor.f633c4e06e910b31d2e4da0f0e3b6f50.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:110159">Nick F</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:452"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 108 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

Wed, 07 May 2008 13:10:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1814767"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/a/collegehumor.ff8dcb57a6aacfae3a7a009ab87fd92b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1287444">Bort</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 311 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

All race-based comedy pretty much boils down to this...(Warning: sound auto-plays)

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0400

Militant Black Guy tries to book a vacation

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0400

"Militant Black Guy"

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0400

The ten most racist TV moments

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0400

Is this an appropriate headline for MLK Day...?

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:00:00 -0500

A Practical Guide to Racism

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:33:13 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791898"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.16923baedf11cbae40665b86fc8d7d2a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 181 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Conversations Overheard Saturday Night at 2 AM at the Library

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:44:44 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> "나는 결코 더라면 이렇게하지 않고 구글 수있게합니다."

"정말?"

"물론입니다. 한국어 방법을 알고 이야기하는 이유는 무엇입니까? "

"내 추측됩니다 권리입니다. 잠깐, 여기서는 흰 사람들이 있습니까? "

"에 b 버스입니다."

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:941595"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/4/collegehumor.450b25bd2d89aa88e7fc86141030221e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:941595">Craig Berman</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:42"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 232 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Lucas Henson, Racial Profiler

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:47:56 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> In today's episode, Lucas finally gets his roommate assignment.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-08-20 11:47:56 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 223 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Great Americans

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:07:57 -0400

George Washington

ME: President Washington, you fought for American independence from the British. Do you believe the United States' involvement in the Middle East is protecting the legacy of freedom you built, or simply imposing its will on other nations?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: The Tree of Liberty is fragile, my lad. And difficult decisions are often required to defend it. Let us say, for example, my slave tells me a bandit has absconded with my stallion. Why, do I not then have the right to find the thief and--

ME: Wait. What? Your what?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: My stallion. It means horse.

ME: No. Your slave? Your slave tells you the horse was stolen?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: One of them, yes. And it's stallion. Not horse.

ME: Right. Thanks.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-13 14:07:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

You must never give up hope, no matter how Asian you are.

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:28:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1765101"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/5/collegehumor.ea8fa95b16926e6f049911057c3e3588.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:155804">tallboy199</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 264 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />