The Axe effect is actually a police term for a growing trend of brutal sexual assaults.
Uh oh, where's Batman?
A man claims to have been raped by a wombat and, as a result, is speaking fluent Australian.
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Mystikal is the best at both.
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Chillingly, Iowa State coach Gene Chizik found this call to be "too mild."
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Oh no, my name's Joe Klein I just wanted the store to have a memorable name.
Named after the great founder of our city, Phineus Q. Broomrape.
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My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you?
"See you later!"
"Hmmm...."
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Busted!
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To Catch a Bro Rapist. Featuring Bobby Moynihan, SNL's newest cast member.
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"These two exhibits were proudly on display in the George Washington Univ. art school at the same time. Hilarity ensued."
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... but 2% of UA students know how to PARTY!!!!!
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When this boat's a-rockin', somebody call the police...seriously, now.
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2 years ago
Maybe they just meant pi grape.
Actual translation of this sign - flower, scent, pleantiful, beauty.
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3 years ago
Translation - the rape.
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3 years ago
When ordering food in a foreign country, remember that most cultures actually call sandwiches "rape".
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3 years ago
Nothing subtle about this one.
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3 years ago
Even attempted rape?
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