CollegeHumor: Rape Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925087 Sophia Vergara Makes Uncomfortable Joke on The View Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:37:32 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925087 Sophia Vergara Makes Uncomfortable Joke on The View nonadult comedy Once again, The View accidentally pushes the boundaries of what can be said on TV. sophia vergara, the view, tv, oops, rape, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925087"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/0/collegehumor.9f3f279f701c7656675c2220e7e6ba25.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 55 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919511 Such a sudden coming of age. Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:42:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919511 Such a sudden coming of age. nonadult comedy Such a sudden coming of age. anime, rape, funny face, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919511"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.97d0c5254e7339b0b3cf3819ab0ba653.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1832346">Dr. Octagonapus</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919084 Getting mixed signals here. Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919084 Getting mixed signals here. nonadult comedy Getting mixed signals here. video games, bar, rape, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919084"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.47e10e2045c645389a03d3bc6783548e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:694849">Shuttlecock</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919098 Don't say he didn't warn you. 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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823058 Uh oh, where's Batman? nonadult comedy Uh oh, where's Batman? rape, funny name, election, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823058"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.9f12c9306aaf2aeec5d0ce2524512d4e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1327781">Schmidty</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[There must not be a whole lot going on in New Zealand these days...]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:183710 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:00:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1796739 Mystikal is the best at both. 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Broomrape. nonadult comedy Named after the great founder of our city, Phineus Q. Broomrape. rape, street sign, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779471"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/6/collegehumor.a73e1a43322207fdbe43efe6644d254f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:42520">James</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1226"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 94 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736745 Kiss Rape! Sun, 22 Jul 2007 22:03:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736745 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Mmm, baby, how you doing? I seen you lookin' fine all night, girl. Yeah, you, in your faded purple tube top and ca. 1998 hip-hugger jeans. Bet you haven’t been able to fit into those since 10th grade, huh, baby? That’s hot, girl. You’re hot. Aw, look at you blush. So bashful. So demure. You’re the kind of girl I could take home to my great-great grandmother, if she were still alive. But she isn’t. Too bad. She was a very talented botanist. 

Yeah, I seen the way you were looking at me, girl. All the way over here, from across the group of kids playing flip cup. I seen the way you were eyeing my sensuous lips. You like them lips, huh, baby? What’s that? You’re out of Bacardi Limon and Diet Caffeine-free Coke? Let me get you another one, girl. No, please. Allow me. Make sure it’s caffeine-free? You don’t want to be awake all night? Alright, girl. I can dig that.

So, honey, what’s your major? Poli-sci with a minor in womens’ studies, huh? You don’t see a lot of that here at Bard. You’re an individual. I can tell by your unshaved armpits. No, babydoll, I think the hair is sexy. It lets me know what color your other hair probably is. …On your scalp, I mean. Your natural hair color.

Hey, dudes, check it. She’s passed out on the couch. Help me take her upstairs to my bed, where she’ll be more comfortable. No, assholes, I don’t want to do anything to her. I just want to make sure she sleeps comfortably. I would hate for a luscious lady such as she to awaken in the A.M. with a cramp in her lovely neck. Okay, fine. You can watch. But don’t videotape it.
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