Actually, can you make it an asston?
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1 week ago
Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.
"He was so proud of it he circled it."
At first I thought we should just call it Bat-sperm, but then I thought people might confuse it with real bat sperm.
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1 year ago
Wait a second these are scrotum hairs - I want my money back!
The greasiest marijuana you can buy!
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2 years ago
Did those wings taste a little bit rubbery to you guys too?
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2 years ago
He's managing more than just my pizza experience.
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3 years ago
Welcome to the positives. The rest is easy.
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3 years ago
"She had to still be in college."
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3 years ago
I'm not even going to ask what the WESSON OIL PINTS are for.
"While visiting some friends at JMU I was given a parking ticket that I only paid to avoid the late fee of $5."
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4 years ago
Wow, it cost less then the "BOUNTY SSIZE" she probably used to clean up.
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4 years ago
Well, it's better then Natty.
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4 years ago
Uh oh, what's the breadstick for?
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4 years ago
Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation.
All I could think was, "Thanks for sharing"
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4 years ago
Time to switch to a new cell phone plan?
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4 years ago
Sex is pretty cheap these days.
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4 years ago
Jesus must make a killer pie.
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4 years ago
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