CollegeHumor: Rejected Stuff This Month

CollegeHumor: Rejected Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com <![CDATA[How isn't Omnicorp good work experience? They built robocop]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:193308 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727788 Our Brilliant (Rejected) Ideas - Take 1 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:15:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727788 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> BustedTees as prizes? The reason we do that is because the same people who run this website also run BustedTees. Also, the same people who write the articles for this site think of the ideas for the T-Shirts. So when the suits over at BustedTees asked us to come up with a way to showcase the latest shirts on CollegeHumor we thought the best way to do that would be to show some of the ideas that didn't make the cut.

"Homar Slamson" Created By Jeff Rubin

This is a tricky one. For as long as The Simpsons has been on the air, there's been bootleg merchandise. Matt Groening actually collects it. We all thought it would be funny to do a bootleg of a bootleg.

Homer is one of the most recognizable and well known characters in the world. When I was in Europe, I saw fake Homer shirts in nearly every country I visited. Across the globe, he's as recognizable as Mickey Mouse (at least in the countries that matter, sorry Uganda). We wanted a shirt that looked like it was drawn by someone who had only heard about The Simpsons and never seen it. The idea that someone could possibly be ignorant of Homer, and is too lazy to look it up before printing a t-shirt, never stops being funny to me.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-18 10:15:44 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:64090 OHHHHHHH! REJECTED! Thu, 15 Jul 2004 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:64090 OHHHHHHH! REJECTED! nonadult comedy OHHHHHHH! REJECTED! election erection Kerry, kiss, rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:64090"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/2/collegehumor.7479a0419fb513a248f438222afce35e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776784 The Infamous Dance Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:43:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776784 The Infamous Dance nonadult comedy REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776784"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/2/collegehumor.a2d3e1c192a51a60dae72d32283a4757.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776784">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1725637 Silly Billy Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:30:44 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1725637 Silly Billy nonadult comedy Cornell student attacks cardboard box after a long night of festivities. drunk, cardboard, rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1725637"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779363 Three Drunk Girls in the Shower Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:06:18 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779363 Three Drunk Girls in the Shower nonadult comedy It all started with two girls washing the mud off their feet and ended in a brawl/water fight REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779363"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.66717164b3789b7550ea3895bf613645.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1261636">Melissa</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:254"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1757591 The Dip Shot Thu, 03 May 2007 21:32:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1757591 The Dip Shot nonadult comedy We paid him 25$ to take a shot of dip spit rejected, gross, dip, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1757591"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/4/collegehumor.8f9df5ee1e20eb1341a53d043ab450f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:97920">TsiBlitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:273"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807937 Easter Bunny sex tape discovered! Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:11:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807937 Easter Bunny sex tape discovered! nonadult comedy Digital Inbox has uncovered a compromising video on everyone's favorite bunny.rnrnMove over Peter Cottontail there's a new bunny that is grabbing everyone's attention. rnThis exclusive video shows the Kiester Bunny as you've never seen her before. Despite repeated attempts she was unavailable for comment.rnAnd while this video will make you want to color your eggs; it also makes a pretty good Easter eCard.rnrnHappy Easter from your friends at Digital Inbox.rnwww.digital-inbox.com rejected, digital inbox, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807937"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.e4c7d7ad5176882e286c4948d6a0ba36.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807937">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711001 Dildo Slap Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:51:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711001 Dildo Slap nonadult comedy slap, dildo, gay, rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711001"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.c3c8bd7072ba7499731f2245617f6b0e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776939 F*** The Pain Away Sat, 22 Sep 2007 23:56:15 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776939 F*** The Pain Away nonadult comedy I was bored on a Thursday afternoon....totally sober REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776939"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/0/collegehumor.4feba9b52030f2fde13d475017277559.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776939">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1726206 bong song Tue, 21 Nov 2006 00:17:39 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1726206 bong song nonadult comedy sunday afternoon wake and bake session, with a song that is sunday's version of "because i got high". rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1726206"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:86882">Ian Chappell</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1726206">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779373 Um Bop Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:51:52 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779373 Um Bop nonadult comedy 5pm REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779373"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.cb154d599490ac46580f56efd132078c.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779373">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774422 Lucky Music Video!! Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:35:30 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774422 Lucky Music Video!! nonadult comedy We were drunk one night and made the "Lucky" music video. REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774422"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/4/collegehumor.83620f872df2526e5538b9548dfcddb9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774422">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1808056 Kid breaks elbow and windshield trying to perform a stunt. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:25:42 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1808056 Kid breaks elbow and windshield trying to perform a stunt. nonadult comedy we were trying to jump over a moving car (my car) my friend was driving it..and my other friend was jumping it...so it got messed up and its not even my fault lmao if you cant tell im the tall one with the wife beater on. rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1808056"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.b931ab5145a1fe6359e02f919e3ceae6.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1808056">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711298 Puke in Mouth Mon, 02 Oct 2006 19:04:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711298 Puke in Mouth nonadult comedy One kid loses a bet and the other has to then puke in his mouth. rejected, puke, gross, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711298"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.82251744b96ce19ad5093f194684b9c5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776986 Japan-weird and Bono-pretentiousness Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:44:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776986 Japan-weird and Bono-pretentiousness nonadult comedy This guy performs U2 songs for the public Harajuku, Tokyo. I came back 3 hours later and he was still going. REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776986"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/0/collegehumor.b01e929d292e670ee5e930505616f380.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:212941">Brandon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1169"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728482 SNOWsKATING....conestoga style Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:18:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728482 SNOWsKATING....conestoga style nonadult comedy we were bored rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728482"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:98664">Dh</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779645 The Drunk Raptor Mon, 08 Oct 2007 22:57:35 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779645 The Drunk Raptor nonadult comedy My roomate does a pretty good impression of a raptor when hes drunk REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779645"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/4/collegehumor.e8bd3ad16e0982d4c6d8206421b6a4b1.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1776906">Jay</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779645">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775072 he felt compelled to paly the chair guitar while wearing the beer pope outfit Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:10:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775072 he felt compelled to paly the chair guitar while wearing the beer pope outfit nonadult comedy REJECTED, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775072"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/c/collegehumor.98c4783a2ab30f20e9746bfc69fea399.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:441974">David</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:601"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775072">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810546 my dick rap Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:27:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810546 my dick rap nonadult comedy ...crazy randomness offshoot of mickey avalon's dicks like jesus rejected, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810546"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.c7457024f084c80a969afecff863cffa.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2003210">Mitchell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:117"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />