CollegeHumor: Relationships Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927532 "You can't just snog and act like it was nothing. It was SNOGGING for crying out loud!" Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:32:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927532 "You can't just snog and act like it was nothing. It was SNOGGING for crying out loud!" nonadult comedy "You can't just snog and act like it was nothing. It was SNOGGING for crying out loud!" facebook, fight, relationships, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927532"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/b/collegehumor.228999a390c9aa99802395ab0a444208.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1861549">wallaman63</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927601 Why have a fight in private when you can do it in a status update? Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:02:23 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927601 Why have a fight in private when you can do it in a status update? nonadult comedy Why have a fight in private when you can do it in a status update? facebook, relationships, couple, slut, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927601"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/0/collegehumor.ef9bd143662d5c67705c52d071b1b75c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2223750">Shamrock</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 72 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914812 Craigslist Missed Connections Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:39:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914812 Craigslist Missed Connections nonadult comedy It must be fate. Starring Doug Mand (30 Rock, The CollegeHumor Show) and The Office's Ellie Kemper. sketch comedy, CSK Productions, craigslist, relationships, flirting, trains subway <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914812"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/1/collegehumor.aa4986f98d7f536248c30fa1bb092e80.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1579198">Chubby Skinny Kids</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 150 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[This guy is not bitter at all. Nope]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:216695 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773502 I Wish That I Had Jessie's Girl Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773502 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 5 Easy Steps to Getting Your Best Friend's Gal

It's happened to everyone. Whether it's true love or simply boredom, you've found yourself lusting after the forbidden fruit of friendships, your buddy's girlfriend. Despite the fact that she's clearly out of his league (and better suited for, well, yours) there's nothing you can do about it, right? Wrong. Now in 5 easily swallowed chunks, how to get what you want and
It's not sabotage if you do it with a smile.
look great doing it. Besides, some douchebag was eventually going to steal her, anyway. Why shouldn't that bag of douche be you?

Step 1: Operation Self-Destruct
Chances are that, given she's a woman, Princess feels like she's not getting the one-on-one attention she deserves. This is great for you. Not only will it taint her perception of the relationship, but will likely lead her to passive-aggressively destroy it from the inside out. No matter how much your friend likes her, he'll eventually begin to resent her neediness, making you look like a regular knight in shining armor. You can help this process along by encouraging your buddy out of the house and away from a potentially healthy relationship.

Step 2: Repeat after me. Subtlety, subtlety, subtlety.
Remember that old board game 'Don't Wake Daddy'? Well this is kind of like that- either can land you a midnight delight if you play your cards right or send you back to bed frustrated and lonely. You can't just take what you want; it has to come to you.

Most girls really just want someone who can give them understanding, attention, and affection. You obviously won't provide any of these things, but convincing her otherwise is simply a matter of employing some minor behavioral changes:

  • Look her directly in the eye when you speak to her. This shows her that you are a genuine, trustworthy, and attentive guy (Ha).
  • Smile when she says something interesting (she does that occasionally, right?) and try to address her directly in conversation.
  • Make a sincere effort to get to know her. Hell, you might even discover there's a reason things aren't working out between this vapid shell and her boy-toy.
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OK. Calm down. It's time for some major damage control.

I don't think she gave me anything either. Maybe I can turn this around. I can make her look like the bad guy. I'll march right into her apartment tonight and say "I can't believe you didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day!" She'll never even see it coming. She'll feel terrible. I may even get a BJ out of it.

She did buy me that A-Team DVD set back in February. That may have been for Valentine's Day. Man, that seems like it was forever ago.
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Here's the breakdown:

Day 1: Wow, I met the most awesome girl last night at my friend’s party.  She’s like, THE perfect girl for me.  I can’t believe she watches SouthPark too. I thought only dudes, and lesbians watched that show. She’s not a lesbian, I don’t think so anyway. Yeah, no way. She’s so hot.  I should probably call her today.  Eh, I’ll wait a day, don’t want to come off as needy. Definitely a call tomorrow though, she wants to DO lunch. I’ll do lunch with her. I’ll do it so hard, she won’t even know what happened.





Day 3: So we DID lunch the other day, I even paid for half of it. Anyway, I’m going over her place tomorrow night for a “Sex and the City” and “the L word” marathon. We should be on her bed or a couch or something. Maybe a futon. A sofa would be nice too. What’s the difference between a sofa and a couch? I never got that. I’ll ask her tomorrow, she’ll think I’m deep as sh*t.
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If your girlfriend goes to school in the Northeast:

Your girlfriend will change, drastically. She’ll keep in touch for the first month of school, but then less frequently as she says she needs to attend “Art House Films” and “Poetry Slams”. She’ll start dressing only in black and write a play about the government. She’ll leave you for a French exchange student named “Jacques” who posts on a blog and smells a little bit like sperm. She’ll come back for Christmas break converted to Judaism and will smoke expensive cigarettes.

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