Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be...
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EVOLUTION, as understood by a Creationist:A few hundred years ago, deep in the jungle, a girl monkey goes into labor.Monkey Boyfriend: You can do it, sweetie.With a loud monkey noise, she gives birth.Monkey Doctor: It's a new species!Monkey...
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The Garden of Eden, day ten or so.God: Adam, there's something we need to talk about.Adam: Sure, what's up?God: It's about sex.Adam: Oh sex! I meant to thank you for that. Great invention. Use it all the time. In your top five, for sure.God: I'm...
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Gog: Good morning, Flock! Have you heard the good news?Flock: What good news?Gog: About how we all came into existence.Flock: What do you mean? I thought we all fell out of our mothers' crotch flaps.Gog: ...
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Jesus and the Leper, Mark 1:40-47...17 And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he said, Take this, and divide it among yourselves. 18 And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to them, saying, This is...
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The weather’s getting warmer and we all know what that means: grilling, flip-flops, Frisbee and of course, Mormons. Every year when the temperature rises they descend upon campuses nationwide like God-fearing vultures, trying to convert...
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