Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
A similar sign was made when this guy caught his pet dog cheating on him.
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5 months ago
What do you suppose happened here?
Our neighbors called the cops on our party. We're pretty sure it's legal to take a revenge piss on their door, as long as it's a girl.
Dear Dirtbag,I know where you live. If I didn’t, would this letter be under your door? No. I know what you look like. You look like a big dumpy butthole that farts a lot. You are losing your hair and that goatee you grew to compensate is...
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Dutch West presents this profile of a monster.
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2 years ago
Scott Kelly's biggest problem is an enemy with too much money.
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2 years ago
"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."
I just don't get understand these new joint bank account billboards.
Brilliant and ballsy revenge against speedtraps.
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2 years ago
"What you do when your ex pisses you off and you still owe her $100?" Not pay her back.
Just a month ago he spraypainted their names on the bridge. Then he found out she was cheating.
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3 years ago
Maybe we did a bad job, but what are you going to do about it Mr. I-Own-a-Pickup-Truck.
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3 years ago
A $150 Open Container fine in pennies. If you ask me, they were being generous by leaving the pennies in rolls.
"Revenge is oh so sweet."
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4 years ago
"Don't have sex in your buddy's bedroom."
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4 years ago
http://www.weprobablyshouldnthavemessedwithmyfriendsaparment andhungapictureofanakedguyinhisroomwhenhismomwasvisiting.com
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4 years ago
"This girl got really mad at me and blocked me, so I did the only thing someone in my situation could do… (editor's note: the following is not the only thing someone in this situation can do). I set up a new screename and stalk her. Somehow she found out the name and figured out the password. One morning I got up to check what she was doing and this is what I saw…"
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4 years ago
Bet this guy wont give out a fake phone number to anyone ever again
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4 years ago
"When the Office of Housing and Residential screwed up the housing renewal system, the only answer was to roll a 4ft. snow boulder in front of the door."
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5 years ago
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