In the future, we will build robotic bulls whose sole purpose is to serve us drinks, show us Beerfest, and look awesome.
"The humans are dead."
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1 year ago
Nothing ambiguous about that.
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1 year ago
Half man, half machine, all Halloween.
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1 year ago
Was this Screech's robot?
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49
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1 year ago
"Leonidas would be proud."
Bender's ancestor.
The Destructoid robot on the loose at the Adult Entertainment Expo.
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2 years ago
Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
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2 years ago
Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do.
Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft?
Everyone: Okay!
She really knows how to push buttons.
Perry Bible Fellowship #187 - Automatic Barber
You're fired.
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2 years ago
'Well technically the substring method could be used to make a robot attack so, yes, half credit.'
~The World's Most Generous Professor
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3 years ago
I got twelve billion and a mime tearing apart a robot. I hope I did alright.
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3 years ago
Nothing in life is free, not even robot sex. Buyer beware on this one.
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3 years ago
"Happy Mother's Day!"
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3 years ago
The future is now.
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3 years ago
Don't give him money, you know he's just going to spend it on energon cubes.
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4 years ago
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