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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men's giant robots are created equal, with the exception of our new, American giant robots, equipped with plasma cannons, which we will soon use to throw off the iron shackles of British oppression. And to destroy their giant robots, which may also be made of iron."
-The 1st Continental Congress, 1776
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