CollegeHumor: Rollercoaster Tycoon Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774941 Critic Reviews a RollerCoaster Tycoon Park Mon, 04 May 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774941 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Today I had the extreme misfortune of attending the 1-year anniversary of the amusement park, "Tootsie's Cabaret." Not only is it not amusing in the slightest, but I'm pretty sure it's a concentration camp and I'm shocked that I made it out alive.

I entered the park around 10 am for the modest fee of $5. The first ride I went on was a rollercoaster called "Tits" which basically goes around in a circle without ever leaving the ground. I am utterly shocked at how popular this ride is.

After; I waited in line for about 5 hours for the ride, "Death Jump." Here's where things got weird. Installers removed a critical piece of the track without stopping the ride, so the next train that went flew off the track and exploded in mid-air.

Death Count: 20

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