Man, Four Christmases looks terrible. The people at Sparknotes are gonna be like "Wha?"
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Those chumps in McAllen, Texas are going to FLIP when they see this! They're going to be like, "What's wrong with the old Walmart building?"
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Oh man, those renaissance fair dorks are going to FLIP when they see this.
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We're actually voting honestly on this one. Syracuse is pretty far away from most of us, so we're not even really ruining it when you think about it.
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They're on to us, HIDE!
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Scroll down, on the right side and pick "It's a good compromise." USF and Beef 'O' Brady's should agree to disagree, let's stop all this fighting.
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Seriously, 16 USB ports? Maybe while I'm sleeping.
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Take that, West Sedona.
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Let the student newspaper know that you think the Garvin School of International Management is a totally sweet name
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Celebrity prostitute is getting her own reality show, what do you think it should be called?
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The dorks at tauw.com want to know what you think will be the new Mac os name. What about bunch of losers!
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You tag 'em is an interesting social experiment that let's you see other peoples' word associations to big brands, but not for long.
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The person who submitted this link suggested we vote for A Chi O, who were already almost winning. I have a feeling they're in that sorority. How dare they try to abuse our power for their own gain. Let it be known that ruin a poll is only to be used for evil. Let's destroy them (in the poll).
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Man, all the WNBA fans' minds are going to be blown when they see this. Wait. The WNBA still exists?
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Vote for the best mother-daughter look-a-likes. Come on, people! There are 4 tickets to see Doc Walker in Winnipeg on the line. Maybe I should feel guilty about ruining a contest with real prizes on the line. I don't.
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We'll teach the readers of the Iron Mountain Daily News to have their own opinions. They'll think what we tell them to think, dammit!
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Tell all your friends. We need all the votes we can. There are at least five people in Iron Mountain.
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Time magazine is conducting a poll to determine the most influential people. We think Colbert should be #1 and, with your help, he just might be.
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Ruining polls is a lot of fun. Ruining polls about cute girls even more fun.
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The last poll we ruined was about bowling in Wisconsin, this one is all about the NFL draft.
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