You have to be born into royalty to work at Burger King.
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Sorry actually homeless people, but I gave this girl five dollars.
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To be fair, in that picture, he's trying to rip the baby apart.
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"He looks sort of like he wants to kill himself."
I'll just let the submitter explain this one - "This guy buys food from the drive through at Wendy's, then sits outside of Wendy's by his car (which is up on hydraulics) and eats by himself. Also, it's not clear in the picture, but his hair is all pulled up on top of his head."
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Awwww... if only we could give them back.
"10 am in Vegas. Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
"He just found out it's permanent marker."
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LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU ARE WORTHLESS!
"Joan Jett and the Blackhearts keeping what could almost be an audience of 65 mildly entertained." I wonder what they closed with.
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"A little late I know..." No no no May is the perfect time for Easter Egg humor.
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"Tom was delicious."
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a little consolation after the defeat
"We found this pocket pussy in our roomates room when he was gone, we threw it up on the ceiling and it stuck. Now we just cant look at him the same way."
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"Jesse James (West Coast Choppers) couldn't have been more blunt... Better hope your kids can't read."
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I don't really remember these growing up
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Mission impossible...
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