CollegeHumor: Sad Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927261 No one calls me anymore. All the kids are into "texting" these days. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:58:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927261 No one calls me anymore. All the kids are into "texting" these days. nonadult comedy No one calls me anymore. All the kids are into "texting" these days. phone, sad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927261"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/c/collegehumor.026896db8a4742cdcf560e7c38f1fd0c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924308 Tragic Bud Light Accident Aftermath Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:44:07 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924308 Tragic Bud Light Accident Aftermath nonadult comedy Frat guys across America, pour out your Bud Lights in memory of all these wounded soldiers. beer, tragedy, accident, sad, truck, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924308"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/6/collegehumor.df24b1c16ea4753693f7810664fc9bd6.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923352 NASA Scientist Left Hanging Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:33:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923352 NASA Scientist Left Hanging nonadult comedy "Wow. What do I have to do to get a high five around here, blow up the moon? BECAUSE WE DID THAT TODAY. HIGH FIVE! No? You're good." nasa, space, high five, the moon, sad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923352"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/8/collegehumor.932749733dd7e9d3564c221820637f62.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917672 I feel nothing. What can't I feel anything?!? Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917672 I feel nothing. What can't I feel anything?!? nonadult comedy I feel nothing. What can't I feel anything?!? rollercoaster, which one of these is not like t, sad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917672"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.415a5c452d66d8f588638c53cffa14d6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2095255">dave</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917150 Jeffrey Swern: The Motivational Speaker Who Hates Everything Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:55:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917150 Jeffrey Swern: The Motivational Speaker Who Hates Everything nonadult comedy Jeffrey Swern waxes on love like Robert Frost trying to seduce Pablo Neruda at John Keats' pool party. motivational speaker, sad, depressed, love, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917150"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/5/collegehumor.3e8d2a525e4e6ff01d725a45d6a7b3ec.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2079437">Plum.Knife.Lounge</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916133 The photographer kept saying "Cheese. Cheese. Cheese" when he should've been saying "Queso, queso, queso!" Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:32:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916133 The photographer kept saying "Cheese. Cheese. Cheese" when he should've been saying "Queso, queso, queso!" nonadult comedy The photographer kept saying "Cheese. Cheese. Cheese" when he should've been saying "Queso, queso, queso!" birthday, card, sad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916133"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/3/collegehumor.9759a289491ca35baf81640307d56eee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA["That WOULD be so weird if we dated!"]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:217222 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:05 -0400 <![CDATA[The worst part is that his family had to watch]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:217100 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:00:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909383 Sad Robot Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:57:21 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909383 Sad Robot nonadult comedy The saddest part is that he can never cry. robot, sad, japan, weird, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909383"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/2/collegehumor.4edb498e8ab40dd549d200f296c0e732.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[It's cool, he's only got a few more decades of rejection ahead of him]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:213757 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904517 America's Saddest Home Videos Tue, 07 Apr 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904517 America's Saddest Home Videos nonadult comedy Filmed in front of a miserable studio audience. 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Please let me watch your kids. I need the work. I have no more money. My...my wife left me. She took everything. T.V., stereo, Nordic track, all the food... I've got nothing. I am begging you. Please let me watch your kids.

Oh God... I have nothing left. I'll be great. I'll tuck 'em in and read 'em stories. We'll have so much fun. We'll be crying from all the fun. We'll be crying and laughing and nothing else will matter anymore. Please. I was a business man. I had a house, a family... I just need this. I need to watch your kids. You can pay me anything. I'll work for free. Just to be in a warm house. That's all I need.

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