"Where's my oil change, bitch?"
75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.
Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60.
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2 years ago
How much would sixty tickets be? Like maybe I could buy two 30's and save.
I was going to buy 24 cars anyway...
Looks like someone needs to take Econ 100 again.
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3 years ago
Sign, it's like you read my mind.
Used... in what way?
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3 years ago
Hey, guess what DVDs are on sale!
That was the only time anybody flipped the car over, we swear.
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3 years ago
It's like Popeye's spinach, except for rapists.
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3 years ago
You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.
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3 years ago
Wow.
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3 years ago
I'd love to stick them right back in her bargain bin.
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3 years ago
"Walmart knows college kids."
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3 years ago
As long as the shirt says "I had sex wtih an alligator" I'm in. I want everyone to know.
Next thing you know they will be giving away ketchup.
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3 years ago
It would be really funny to paint this on car dealerships at night.
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3 years ago
"I asked him if it was supposed to be $490. The owner replied indignately 'You obviously don't know an antique, when you see one"
But how much are no french fries? I bet that's how they get you.
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3 years ago
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