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GIRL: But it's soooo romantic out here, isn't it?! I've always dreamt of making love on the beach!

GUY: Oh, okay, but isn't it kind of cold?

GIRL: That's what body heat is for, baby. Come on, let's take of your trunks.

GUY: Shouldn't we put down a towel first?

GIRL: No, no, we don't need a towel. Let's be one with the sea! Take off your trunks.

GUY: But...sand...everywh-- Why do you keep saying trunks?

GIRL: Shh...

GUY: Ouch! Shannon! That feels like your rubbing broken glass up and down my dick!

GIRL: Oh! Sorry! You were right. About the sand. It's all over my hands.
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