A child genius hatches a plan to make himself the only kid whose letter gets to Santa.
Santa hates the summer because the heat melts elves.
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The reindeer must be resting.
Santa has gone crazy and rolled around in elf blood.
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The gang tries to solve a domestic dispute between Mr. and Mrs. Claus.
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This is what makes Santa Claus a better person than Peter Parker.
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If you've been really good this year, maybe - MAYBE - you can have another Death Star.
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Santa is leading his own sleigh tonight.
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A Christmas diddy from Everyday Normal Guy and comedian Jon Lajoie.
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Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight?
Try explaining the, "Santa's not coming" sign to your kids.
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Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1.
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What's so scary about a large bearded man who breaks into your house to eat cookies?
Santa Claus probably gets so much pussy.
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This Christmas, things get a little bit... catfood.
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Don't believe in Santa? Better Start.
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Hope you're not getting in the sleigh after this.
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Santa apologizes for last week's elf-ist tirade.
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More Christmas chomedy from Elephant Larry.
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You're never too big for Mall Santa.
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