Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus.

"That's not a stocking hes packing."

"I made the globe much like a mylar ballon is constructed - with two flat discs glued at the edges. The entry point in the bottom is a 'tube' made of thinner clear vinyl. The tube seals around my waist and holes in the tube keep the globe inflated. The fans inflate the tube and holes allow it to leak and keep the globe filled."

Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.

Santa doesn't look so good. No worry, he still has 9 months to get everything together.

Go Santa! Go Santa!

Then hoe come he didn't smoke any of the stuff I left out for him?

Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it.

Nothing says "Chirstmas!" like the tears of children.

"Explain this to your kid."

ONE NIGHT ONLY

Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving.

It's going to take Santa two nights this year.

"Just so you all know... Jared went to the mall BY HIMSELF... and had this picture taken. He even stole the helper elf's hat! Wow." ~ His Wife
Any other big kids out there taking pictures with Santa at the mall this year? Send them in!

Santa got me bubonic plauge for Christmas last year. This year I'm not really particular I just hope it's more disease

Sorry kids, no toys this year. Santa's busy.