Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it.

Nothing says "Chirstmas!" like the tears of children.

"Explain this to your kid."

ONE NIGHT ONLY

Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving.

It's going to take Santa two nights this year.

"Just so you all know... Jared went to the mall BY HIMSELF... and had this picture taken. He even stole the helper elf's hat! Wow." ~ His Wife
Any other big kids out there taking pictures with Santa at the mall this year? Send them in!

Santa got me bubonic plauge for Christmas last year. This year I'm not really particular I just hope it's more disease

Sorry kids, no toys this year. Santa's busy.

"Christmas light display. Virgina Beach, VA. Santa needs new elves."

"Sexy Santa's Helpers"

"Santa does an endo on a GSXR"

Senior prank.. putting a 50ft Santa on your school...

"Jesse James (West Coast Choppers) couldn't have been more blunt... Better hope your kids can't read."

Santa shocker, of course.

I always knew the old man was a player...

A new look at Santa...

Weird but awesome Christmas card

Santa threw up down the chimney this year

Santa's flying down a different kind of chimney