He did vow to make this the spookiest, back-injuriest Halloween ever.
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43
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5 days ago 
"I don't know why you stay with him, Gina." "I just think it's so romantic the way he has his friends scare me into thinking I'm going to be murdered."
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39
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1 week ago 
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119
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2 months ago 
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54
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2 months ago 
And he was having the most wonderful dream that he didn't live with cruel roommates.
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44
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2 months ago 
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501
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3 months ago 
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24
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3 months ago 
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72
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4 months ago 
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40
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4 months ago 
He had to wait in the sweltering ceiling of his friend's garage for eight days to pull this off. He said it was the best eight days of his life.
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39
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4 months ago 
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170
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5 months ago 
What kind of parents would stand idly by as monkeys attack their daughter? The same parents that locked her in the monkey cage.
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41
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6 months ago 
He's been like this ever since the first Ice Age. They never should have let him see a PG movie.
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75
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8 months ago 
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32
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9 months ago 
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146
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1 year ago 
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63
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1 year ago 
A more effeminate man would have cried and refused to work.
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91
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1 year ago 
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47
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1 year ago 
Roller coasters are just like football. They strap you to a chair and send you screaming around a track. Oh wait, that's other roller coasters.
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79
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1 year ago 
Mario kills hundreds of animals to save one girl and we call Bowser the villain. Think about it.
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32
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1 year ago 
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