CollegeHumor: School Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926949 That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926949 That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there. nonadult comedy That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there. pee, school, school picture, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926949"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/2/collegehumor.73b2d4bbe2ee73a508eaddb2e0175dd0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1566275">Erin</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927260 Never give up. Never surrender. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927260 Never give up. Never surrender. nonadult comedy Never give up. Never surrender. sign, school, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927260"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/5/collegehumor.96bd0299544f54225796b85599702b93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916139 Too bad "grammar" isn't on that list. Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:26:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916139 Too bad "grammar" isn't on that list. nonadult comedy Too bad "grammar" isn't on that list. sign, misspelling, school, idiot, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916139"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/2/collegehumor.90b5ae9b6be4a9606d39af62a74aba84.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:995328">Chris</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:968"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776979 Love, According to Your Professors Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776979 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> What love is, according to your...

Advertising Professor: Love is a cash cow. Remember this: if you can associate something with love, sex, or violence you're creating an association between your product and happiness or excitement. Why do you think Valentine's Day was so successful that it got a sequel?

Algebra Professor: Love is the sum of it's parts, any unknown in which can be found by comparing multiple formulae in order to solve for two or more variables.

Biology Professor: Love is a natural desire tofind a mate which manifests in the form of joy. This motivates partial monogamy in nature to ensure the well-being of offspring.

Chemistry Professor: Love is the influence of many chemicals being released within the body. As hormones like Oxytocin and Vasopressin are released inside the body, the brain creates a feeling of euphoria. Significant others, sex, and maternal instincts involve the release of these chemicals.

Computer Programming Professor: 01001100011011110111011001100101. Of course, it changes if you want to change the capitalization.

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