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Some of the people pictured below are published sci-fi / fantasy authors. Others are genuine lunatics. Make your best guess, then highlight the inviso-text for the answers.

#1

Anne McCaffrey- Author
Known among pimply teenage girls for her Dragonriders of Pern series, McCaffrey has churned out over 80 books, and you'd think she'd be happier about that fact. Yet she's scowling in every picture I can find of her. The only explanation is that she is angry at cameras, probably for something cameras did to her a long time ago.

#2

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey- Crazy
A perennial candidate for public office and self-proclaimed vampire, Sharkey doesn't really have much of a political platform besides wanting to solve every national crisis with mass impalings. I'm not sure what antics he's been up to since losing his presidential campaign, but his most recent blog entry declares a holy way between himself and the entire Muslim world, so draw your own conclusions.

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Cpt. Hogard: Rascal 6 and 7, I need you for this attack run. Prepare to enter V formation. Equip proton torpedoes.

Sisserfina: I'm suffering heavy fire! My rear deflector shield is breaking up!

Cpt. Hogard: Take evasive action. Rascal 7, can you cover her?

Lt. Dave: I'm sure she'll be fine. Her deflector shield is probably just "on a break," it should be getting back together any day now.

Sisserfina: Dave, this isn't the time!

Cpt. Hogard: Fine, I'll do it then. *shoots* Take that Garflonians!

Sisserfina: Nice shot babe!

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