'Sex' Stuff
214 total- Friday, May 4 2007
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Article:
Seven Steps to a Threesome
1 - Buy cheap antique-like vase from thrift store.2 - Tell girlfriend that your grandmother gave it to you and make up an elaborate and meaningful history relevant to your entire family.3 - Wait for girlfriend to get blackout drunk. (And end up...
KEEP READINGBy Wiltonburg
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- Thursday, May 3 2007
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Article:Text Messages Decoded
In this modern world of vast technology, we have a variety of devices available to us for enhancing our communication. Unfortunately, we have all experienced the dark side of these so-called enhancements. Sarcasm is misinterpreted, nuances are...
KEEP READINGBy GaTekChiclet 95 likes
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- Tuesday, Apr 17 2007
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funny videosAir Sex
"It's the sex version of air guitar. You act as if the man or woman is actually there."
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- Thursday, Apr 12 2007
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A Classics Major Gets Laid...Maybe
Come hither, yonder wench and allow me tell you the tale of horny Aphrodite – the goddess who never wanted for attention! Hers is a tale of tawdry torment, of bounteous lust, of skin-slapping without end! ‘Tis the tale of the night...
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- Monday, Apr 2 2007
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funny picturesHey broseph, mind if I can like a pump or two?
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- Thursday, Mar 29 2007
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funny picturesYou don't plan to have sex in the stacks, it just happens.
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Article:Presidential Affairs
It's been a whole week since we've learned something I get the sense that you're starved for important information. That's why Mental Floss and I are happy to sit you down, remind you to turn off your cell phones and school you in the ways of......
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 18 likes
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- Friday, Mar 23 2007
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Article:New Harvard Movement Dooms Mankind
Mike Judge's latest flick, 'Idiocracy,' is the tale of an average guy who, through a series of mishaps, is transported to the distant future where he finds out he is the smartest man alive. How? It seems that the breeding habits of mankind have...
KEEP READINGBy Brian Paulsen 14 likes
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- Friday, Mar 16 2007
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Article:Going Vegetarian on Steak and Blowjob Day
Steak and Blowjob Day was Wednesday, but I’m dating a vegetarian. Who lives in Philadelphia.For those of you not in the know, Steak and Blowjob Day was conceived as the man’s answer to Valentine’s Day. Appropriately situated a...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Mar 13 2007
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"At one point the two of them went into the bedroom where people were already sleeping and started having loud sex on one of the bottom bunks in the room. Another guy who had been trying to sleep on the bunk directly above this scene ran out of the room saying, 'I just can't take it anymore!' When a group of people went to investigate, we found them BOTH PASSED OUT MID THRUST WITH BOTH OF THEIR SHOES ON."
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- Wednesday, Mar 7 2007
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Audio Prank
You know how you have one computer for school work and emails and another computer just for hardcore pornography? Well, things are much the same here at CollegeHumor. You know the kind of videos we post here – people getting lit on fire,...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 92 likes
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funny videosDating Show
A skit from CH favorite The Whitest Kids U Know's upcoming sketch show, premiering this next Tuesday on Fuse.
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- Monday, Mar 5 2007
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Getting Our Hands Dirty
If your girlfriend says she doesn't do it, she's a liar. And I'm not talking about making out with your best friend, Bobby. Seriously, she admitted to it, and she's sorry. I'm talking about her once-in-a-while desire to scratch an old itch, or the...
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Article:Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Booby"
BOOBY – a woman's luscious breastBoobies are neat; I like them.Until the 1950's the word "boob" referred only to a foolish or stupid person. Wealthy American families in those times would often invite someone who was silly or mildly retarded...
KEEP READINGBy Jesse Gold 9 likes
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- Friday, Mar 2 2007
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Article:
Your Textbooks Rewritten As Erotic Novels
PHILOSOPHY: Nietzsche thrusted deeper and deeper between the supple legs of Simone de Beauvoir, yelling “Who’s your ubermensch?” Simone lost...
KEEP READINGBy Dan Gurewitch 102 likes
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- Friday, Feb 23 2007
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Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Bukkake"
BUKKAKE – a sexual practice in which a woman allows herself to be ejaculated upon by several gentsOn Sundays, the Thompsons watched bukkake in lieu of performing it because they did not want to soil their church clothes.It is widely believed...
KEEP READINGBy Jesse Gold 10 likes
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- Monday, Feb 19 2007
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Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Dildo"
DILDO – a phallic object used for sexual stimulationOn Valentine's Day, the man bought a dildo for his wife because he was an utterly useless and loathsome person.It is well documented that women have used penile surrogates throughout...
KEEP READINGBy Jesse Gold 17 likes
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- Thursday, Feb 15 2007
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Article:A Sex Advice Column For Middle Schoolers
By Danny Bowler, 7th GradeSo, I know what you're thinking. You'll be in high school in a few years, and you want to be sexually experienced enough to impress those slammin' senior babes. Well, I hate to break it to you, but all those games of &...
KEEP READINGBy Vincent J Pussybody 42 likes
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- Tuesday, Feb 13 2007
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Article:Bad Girlfriends: A Guide
Sometimes we post stuff from our friends around the Web. This comes courtesy of ThePhatPhree.com and was written by Charlie DeMarco.When you finally get too lazy (or busy) to hunt for strange every night, you will break down and get a...
KEEP READINGBy The Phat Phree 52 likes
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- Monday, Feb 12 2007
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Article:
Valentine's 2007: Less Flowers, More Deflowering
Valentine's Day comes in a close second to Christmas as the most commercialized holiday in America. And by commercialized, I mean “dreaded like a herpes infection spread by one Hallmark card at a time.” Window decorations let you know...
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