"Sex" Stuff
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Article:A Letter I'm Writing to Myself from My Boyfriend
Dear Mindy,What's up?Hey remember when you used to shave your armpits in the winter and wore make-up, and combed your hair? LOL. Good times.Hey, remember when you used to shave you legs and get bikini waxes frequently? LOL. That was really fun for...
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Article:A Conversation Between A Tongue and A Penis
Penis: Hey, tongue.Tongue: What's up, dick?Penis: Shakes head. Do you have a minute?Tongue: That's all you ever need.Penis: Okay, enough. We need to talk. Your arrogance has gotten out of control. It's embarrassing.Tongue: Cue the Gin Blossoms?...
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funny picturesGirls love it when their tits get all dusty. They think it's romantic.
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funny videosVote Jefferson in '04
No wonder he killed in that election.
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Article:A Letter From Your Favorite Porn Site Before You Got A Girlfriend
WANT TO INCREASE YOUR SIZE BY FORTY INCHES OR MORE? CLICK HERE!! axbzy897nhHaha, just kidding. We both know you'd never get close to the stallions we've got in our stables. How you doing, kid? Haven't seen you around in some time. Been a...
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Why I Slept Alone a lot in College.
or . . .Things I said Aloud to Boys 1998-2002 I think I'm a combination of Carrie and Miranda. Though sometimes I'm Charlotte. I guess I'm all three. But not Samantha. I just learned in my Women's Studies class why we wear...
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Article:A Spammer Submits To Penthouse Forum
Greetings! Friend, I am very muchh pleased to adress with you some of that which it has been my great fortune to befall upon my person. Most gracious are you for listening to my tale of exciting sexually in the words I am riting here to you....
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Article:Drop-Off Lines
You know those cheesy pick-up lines that got you into that frustrating relationship?There's only one known antidote, like water for fire or robots for cancer. It's these zingers that'll wind up your relationship quick!1. It must have hurt......
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Article:Awkward Sex Talks
Talking about sex with your parents is uncomfortable enough, but just imagine how bad it could be if your mom or dad is a professional. Luckily, Collegehumor uncovered the secret audio tapes of certain high profile “birds and the bees”...
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Article:Open Letter to the Guy Watching Porn in the Campus Computer Lab
Dear guy watching porn in the campus computer lab,Let's make a couple of things clear: I realize you like hardcore pornography. Who doesn't? However, not having the internet at home is no excuse for watching it in a public setting, like a...
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Article:Guaranteed Ways To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand
Girl: I usually don’t do that on the first night.Me: Wow that chloroform wore off quick. Are you immune or something?...Girl: Was I better than the last girl you were with?Me: Let’s go ask her. She is still chained to the radiator in...
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Seven Steps to a Threesome
1 - Buy cheap antique-like vase from thrift store.2 - Tell girlfriend that your grandmother gave it to you and make up an elaborate and meaningful history relevant to your entire family.3 - Wait for girlfriend to get blackout drunk. (And end up...
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Article:Text Messages Decoded
In this modern world of vast technology, we have a variety of devices available to us for enhancing our communication. Unfortunately, we have all experienced the dark side of these so-called enhancements. Sarcasm is misinterpreted, nuances are...
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funny videosAir Sex
"It's the sex version of air guitar. You act as if the man or woman is actually there."
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A Classics Major Gets Laid...Maybe
Come hither, yonder wench and allow me tell you the tale of horny Aphrodite – the goddess who never wanted for attention! Hers is a tale of tawdry torment, of bounteous lust, of skin-slapping without end! ‘Tis the tale of the night...
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funny picturesHey broseph, mind if I can like a pump or two?
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funny picturesYou don't plan to have sex in the stacks, it just happens.
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Presidential Affairs
It's been a whole week since we've learned something I get the sense that you're starved for important information. That's why Mental Floss and I are happy to sit you down, remind you to turn off your cell phones and school you in the ways of......
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Article:New Harvard Movement Dooms Mankind
Mike Judge's latest flick, 'Idiocracy,' is the tale of an average guy who, through a series of mishaps, is transported to the distant future where he finds out he is the smartest man alive. How? It seems that the breeding habits of mankind have...
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Article:Going Vegetarian on Steak and Blowjob Day
Steak and Blowjob Day was Wednesday, but I’m dating a vegetarian. Who lives in Philadelphia.For those of you not in the know, Steak and Blowjob Day was conceived as the man’s answer to Valentine’s Day. Appropriately situated a...
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