All while you're unconscious!

What a ghetto snow sex statue.

This is where baby cigarettes come from!

"Focus on Sex"

So this is where Bi-Planes come from?

I dont know what these people were thinking, but we could see straight in.. it was some funny shit.

Hot hot college mascot lovin' in the backroom.

"This is a card a kid down the hall's girlfriend made for him. Really."

"Frosty discovers the magic of sexual healing and snow penetration."

The world may never know...

"What else is a picnic table going to be used for in the winter?"

"This kid wore this hat and a 'viagra' tie to school for a week. I guess you'd have to know the kid." Yea, probably.

"And the only other thing the store sold were signed Barbara Steisand photos."

"I'll never have to buy cigarettes again, now that they can reproduce."

My neighbor wrote the top during a weekend of..."vigorous lovemaking." The bottom line makes it more complete.

Always remember to tip your waitress; she won't forget you if you do it like this.

Look, your kids are gonna learn the mechanics of sex SOME day. Might as well give 'em a head start.

Why are people such. Bad. Actors?

This is an actual toy. Well, they gotta learn about it sometime.

WHAT?!? People getting laid at a LAN PARTY?!?