Rent Kurt Russell's Sky High for the perfect triple feature.

Love the site redesign. One suggestion - please get the hundreds of tiny lizards off of my keyboard.

She's holding Cuervo, weed, shrooms, and she's not even using her hands!

I noticed visiting CollegeHumor.com turns my roommates into rope monsters. Please, consider removing this feature from your site.

"The Noid showed up after we ate the pizza."

Nice picture, but you should get ask all of the tiny purple Aztec warriors to get out of the way next time.

"I took this picture with my magic alligator."

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After dinner, let's try to figure out why the entire room is turning into rope.

"It's a fact: Czech girls have magic powers hidden in their breasts. Study abroad. Trust me. Oh, and drugs." Why am I not surprised that drugs were involved with the first half of that sentence?

This one must be Smurfette's.

"My friends told me I didnt have enough school spirit at Va Tech, so I went out and bought a quarter pound..."

Shrooms that'll make you envious.

"Who thought 30 pounds of cowshit could bring so much joy?"

I know what shiitake mushrooms are, but still, the picture...

Well, that may be the most mushrooms I will ever see at one time.

That's a whole lot of mushrooms...

"Some huge-ass hydroponic shrooms from Sam Houston State... use the cigarette for scale. I forgot my name 30 minutes after ingestion."

Shrooms make your face look like this!!!11

"I love my dorm room. Lets me do all kinds of fun stuff." Like grow drugs? Oh, yeah.