Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
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6 months ago
Hello, Moe's Tavern?
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7 months ago
Let me tell you about another 'crazy guy.' He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always listen to what people said was right. And that guy's name is ... I forget. But the moral of the story is ... I forget that too.
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7 months ago
Hello, Moe's Tavern?
I can't hear you, I'm wearing my jacuzzi suit!
I'm seeing double! Eight boobs!
Ooooh erotic cakes.
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1 year ago
The extra T is for TYOTT.
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1 year ago
At least he's not sticking out his tongue.
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1 year ago
This, like Alf pogs, is the kind of thing Milhouse would think is cool.
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1 year ago
Now there's a butt you can set your watch to.
RDR^2
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1 year ago
Mmmm... sacrelicious.
Was he named after a prank call Bart Simpson placed?
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2 years ago
"Al...let's have sex!"
"Ehh... no Peg."
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2 years ago
I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
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2 years ago
"This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers."
"Hey, that's a half-truth!"
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2 years ago
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too.
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2 years ago
B-b-b-b-baby on b-b-b-board something something Burt W-w-w-w-ward
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