"Kids carry a lot of money these days. So after you've performed, you might consider robbing them."
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1 week ago
"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."
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1 week ago
"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
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60
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2 weeks ago
You can actually pinpoint the exact moment when his heart rips in half, adorable!
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2 months ago
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."
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2 months ago
Remember the Simpsons? They're back, in lego form.
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40
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4 months ago
"To beer! The cause of -- and solution too -- all of life's problems!"
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5 months ago
"It's my first day."
If THIS is the stuff they cut from "Commando," what they leave in must be PURE GOLD.
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8 months ago
In Korea, professional gamers are like rock stars, musicians can't get laid, and hamburgers eat people!
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8 months ago
...no he can't, he's a cat.
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10 months ago
"Why won't the female pandas mate with Ling Ling?! The species survival depends on it!"
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11 months ago
Brought to you by Mr. Sparkle, the parent company of Nintendo.
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11 months ago
Tell me where in the rulebook it says you can't make the players wear binoculars? Oh, right -- rule number one.
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74
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1 year ago
I'm seeing double... FOUR GUITARS!
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1 year ago
Sonic is really going to be in the next Smash Brothers, and he's got so much extreme attitude it puts Poochy to shame.
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1 year ago
Remove the Stone of Shame... and attach the Stone of Triumph!
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1 year ago
Made by Comic Book Guys, for Comic Book Guys.
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1 year ago
Here's hoping the movie is more season 5, less season 14.
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1 year ago
I will not only like pictures in the R-rated section.
I will not only like pictures in the R-rated section.
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2 years ago
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