"Al...let's have sex!"
"Ehh... no Peg."
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45
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2 years ago
I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
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78
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2 years ago
Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
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78
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2 years ago
"This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers."
"Hey, that's a half-truth!"
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44
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2 years ago
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too.
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18
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2 years ago
B-b-b-b-baby on b-b-b-board something something Burt W-w-w-w-ward
"Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean...Milhouse."
"Oh, Milhouse doesn't count."
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10
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2 years ago
"I'm not a state, I'm a monster!"
"No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
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13
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2 years ago
I bring you love!
It's bringing love! Don't let it get away.
Break its legs!
Uh, hold on, I'll check. Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Shortly after this picture was taken, his mom had to spend all of his family's Christmas money to get it removed.
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2 years ago Anyone like the Boobie Brothers? Cause weve got one of them...
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0
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3 years ago
Where's Mr. Plow when you need him?
Oh my god! He's stealing all the burgers!
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