I'm not worried, he looks like he can handle himself.

"My buddy was tired of people all ways getting tattoos of daggers with snakes around them."

Who would win in a fight, a snake or a kangaroo?

Look, he made a friend.

I'm about to get on a plane, I hate to fly sober.

Don't worry, this isn't the poisonous kind. It's the squeeze you until your ribs crack and you can't breathe kind.

Beware the Cat-Snake!

An python try to ate an alligator. Good luck figuring out the results.

NEVER STOP HOPPIN'

I'm telling you, snake blood gives you an extra 100-200 horsepower, depending on how wise the snake is.

Did you ever think about how screwed we would all be if snakes figured out how to use wheels? I have. I think about it all the time.

"By far the coolest roadkill ever seen." We should put this picture on currency.

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Chong the Snake stands guard.

"A 2-headed snake at the City Museum in STL"

I like how the snake is so freaked out he's screaming too...

"Dorm Room Security- It makes all the girls squeal..."

"Those SAE's and their fake tatoos have nothing against the Sigma Nu's"

If you get pulled over, here's a good way to scare the cop away.

They're so cute when they're little, but will they still get along when they're grown up?