It's not what it looks like, he's trying to kill the guy with the camera.
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179
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4 weeks ago
Pssst....is the coast clear?
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45
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9 months ago
"If you have a dog swallow this you'll really be safe," said the smuggler who just didn't get it.
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39
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1 year ago
"He didn't want to hold the sign, but 'I'm buzzed, just be a good sport' seemed to work."
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103
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1 year ago
He'd probably be a better thief if he wasn't talking about it on stage.
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39
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1 year ago
Put your junk in that box.
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69
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1 year ago
Ricky Jay, the authority on sleight of hand, demonstrates dealing from the bottom of the deck. Note to self - never play poker with Ricky Jay.
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61
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1 year ago
This is why you need pants with a cargo pocket.
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31
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1 year ago
They busted me when I couldn't explain why I had 5 iPods.
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97
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1 year ago
A superspy can of beer goes undercover.
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81
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1 year ago
That's why the guy I sat next to had four half-full Pepsis!
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60
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2 years ago
"How to get a 5th into a football game."
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93
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2 years ago
Despite the RA's report, I also believe you and your roommates when you told me about your glass slide whistle covered in Phish stickers.
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87
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2 years ago
"My roommate and I were at a party and all these frat-tastic fucks were playing beer pong. Annoyed by polo shirts and popped collars, my roommate grabbed a cup. After pissing into the cup outside, he switched the water/rinse cup with the pee cup. Here is a shot of these guys rinsing their balls in my roommates urine as they continue the game of beer pong. Enjoy."
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2 years ago
"This costume may not be the most elaborate, but since it looks exactly like our university's public saftey, we went around and busted all the freshman drinking in their dorms. We told them that we wouldn't write them up but we would have to take the alcohol. Needless to say we got a lot of alcohol and the best part was the freshman paid for it." I'm not sure that's in the spirit of Halloween, it's just super-dicky.
Hiding a Penthouse in a Sports Illustrated is only slightly more deceptive than putting a forty in a brown paper bag.
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7
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2 years ago
If shaving your leg just so you can write the answers on it is cheating then yes, I'm a cheater.
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24
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2 years ago
Ingenuity is so much more important than memorizing the periodic table.
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