"Jimmy did it, Tim got the blame."

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Scientists have finally done something useful - a photograph that will make your girlfriend want to give blow jobs. Just show her this picture - note the light text above the lion. Make sure you don't just send her this page. She'll read this paragraph, tell her friends, and soon we'll all be back to begging.

An easy way to conceal your beer. Hope you like Keystone through a straw!

Brilliant and ballsy revenge against speedtraps.

The night John Belushi died, this man was born. Coincidence?

Here's a good way to stare down girl's shirts. It takes a 2-man team and a camera.

Best formal dates ever.

"We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes."

After I drink these, I'm going to actually want the goldfish.

There's no more appropriate place to hide a plastic bottle of vodka.

"I was thirsty."

"How we smuggled three bottles of grain, six bottles of Bankers Club, and one bottle of Jim Beam onto our cruise." Only three bottles of grain?

"And the best part is, the radio still works!"

If you're a Lions fan, you deserve it.

Here's hoping the RA never wants to get a closer look at your Kill Bill poster.

"The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."

Sorry guys, I've tried it too. You can't just copy beer.

A great place to hide the liquor bottles on parents weekend.