Frosty the Snowman is a dick.
The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic.
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2 months ago
Ice runs through his veins.
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10 months ago
Is this any weirder than regular snow penises? Basically, yes.
Hey, hey guys. Check this caption out: "Frosty the Snow Dick."
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1 year ago
Like the Colon Blow commercial on SNL.
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1 year ago
That's like if yours came out of your knees.
To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world.
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1 year ago
Snow penis? S'no problem.
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1 year ago
I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.
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1 year ago
This and the Great Wall of China are the only two manmade structures you can see from space.
There's no penis like snow penis.
The worst part? That's a girl's car.
"Two city workers came by shortly after and asked us to knock it down, but not before taking a picture so they could show it to all their buddies."
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1 year ago
We didn't build this, it just naturally snowed like that.
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1 year ago
The first snow penis of winter is CollegeHumor's equivalent of the first robin of Spring.
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1 year ago
Snow chicks with snow dicks.
Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.
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2 years ago
"There is a car under there, somewhere."
"I built it on a Wednesday, and preserved it until sat. when he got home."
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2 years ago
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