His body's warm - he's been dead for hours.
/
15
/
2 years ago
A snowman made of five balls.
/
29
/
2 years ago
Mostly I'm impressed you resisted the temptation to make it a penis.
/
14
/
2 years ago
The weird thing is wheelchair-snowman is the one with legs.
He swallowed a keg.
/
33
/
2 years ago
The snowman looks kinda sad. Probably because he can't see.
/
86
/
2 years ago
Snow pedophilia?
Sub-Zero wins!
His wife and kids just melted, plus he lost his hat.
/
84
/
2 years ago
Hunka hunka frozen love.
Get me my pipe!
/
12
/
2 years ago
Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.
/
23
/
2 years ago
You know what, let me finish the whiskey, then give it back to him.
/
3
/
2 years ago
A great sacrifice in November should bring many snow days this winter.
/
35
/
2 years ago
The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.
"I saw this on an office door at a 'Boys & Girls Club' in New Hampshire."
Doesn't look like the snowman is complaining.
/
1
/
3 years ago
"That's a huge rug as the scarf."
/
5
/
3 years ago
Brilliant, and it keeps the keg cold.
/
4
/
3 years ago
If Calvin and Hobbes were real...
Hysterical news, stats and their new Onion News Network video section make this site one of the best around. Check out The Onion Store and marvel at the ingenious Gotcha Box.
Onion Sports has quickly become the nation's number-one site for hard-hitting sports news, stats, and information that isn't true. If you hadn't figured this out yet, what The Onion is to news, Onion Sports is to sports.
Gameatopia is a great distraction from work (unless your job is testing flash games). They've got an extensive archive of classic games and add new ones every day. They are personally responsible for over 1000 lost man hours at CollegeHumor.
All the news that fit to print, as long as it's about celebrities. Tons of pics and vids of people more attractive than you or I.
Ebaums is your source for awesome videos, addicting flash games, and the best animation and cartoons on the internet. There's nothing better in the world than an internet game on a boring day.
They state their aim pretty clearly with their domain: A great site for when you're, well, bored. Links, pics, vids, forums, this site has 'em all. Go now!
Filmdrunk is everything you want to know about movies, the people in them and the cultural cesspit known as Hollywood. It's like a celebrity gossip blog for film students. Go now!