"This snowman wasn't built, he emerged from the ground."

Hope you got stuck there.

Every good snowman needs a magical hat.

Only one more week of Snow Me the Money, and only two more to the next Ninja Turtles!

We gotta start playing with six cups, otherwise we're going to run out of beer before we melt.

Remember man, no yellow snow before those forties are done.

Perhaps the world's only snow monster with nipples.

Snowth Park.

300! 301! 302! Dude, maybe it's time to come down off of there.

You only have a week left to get in your Snow Me the Money submissions!

"Notice the VT snowman's lack of remorse."

"Great, now we're stuck here. This is all your fault."
"My fault? Why I oughta!"

Apparently Calvin not only grew up, he goes to the University of Wisconsin.

"The morning after it was sculpted, ND groundskeeping tore it down. I watched the plow-driver old man for about five minutes as he approached it. When he got about two yards from the sculpture, he suddenly stopped, got out, and took a couple pictures with the 'girl."

Holy shit, how did I get to Ohio? I'm from Florida. What happened last night?

Let's see if women like it. If they do, we'll try it ourselves.

Looks like he drank up a little too much sun.

How can you do a captain snowman with no mustache? That's what makes him such a man!

It's like the mermaid on a viking ship.

Looks like a snow transvestite.