Let's see if women like it. If they do, we'll try it ourselves.
Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there?
Daaaa snow penis.
/
32
/
2 years ago
Must... resist...urge... to... post...another ...snow penis.... ahhh we're so weak.
No two snow penises are exactly alike.
/
87
/
2 years ago
Why are all snow penii circumcised? Are all snowmen Jewish?
/
122
/
2 years ago
"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."
Suggestion for future 13 foot snow penis submissions - put someone next to it so we can get a sense of scale. Preferably a naked girl who doesn't mind getting sick.
Get me my pipe!
/
12
/
2 years ago
Building it in the bed of the truck is a great idea. The roads are empty so you can drive around honking the horn.
/
24
/
2 years ago
We put a magical hat on it, and it came to life.
/
92
/
2 years ago
Then the sun came out. It totally killed the mood.
The first snow penis of the season! Happy winter everybody!
/
21
/
2 years ago
Doesn't look like the snowman is complaining.
/
1
/
3 years ago
Careful, it would be embarrassing to get stuck like that.
We said no more snow penis pictures!
/
0
/
3 years ago
Building snow penii is not a crime!
/
1
/
3 years ago
Here it is. The one snow penis we are posting this season.
/
1
/
3 years ago
"What happens when it snows in may a week before finals."
/
1
/
4 years ago Seriously though, where is that guy going with that thing?
/
0
/
4 years ago
Today's Big Thing is pretty simple. Every day, they find the best thing on the Internet and put it on the site. Just one thing, each day. Yep, that's it.Check out today's big thing.
Hysterical news, stats and their new Onion News Network video section make this site one of the best around. Check out The Onion Store and marvel at the ingenious Gotcha Box.
They state their aim pretty clearly with their domain: A great site for when you're, well, bored. Links, pics, vids, forums, this site has 'em all. Go now!
Since you're going to spend your time clicking around the Internet anyway, why not do it with StumbleUpon? Let them show you everything, including that one site where the Asian girl's eyes follow the mouse. Go. Right now.
BuzzFeed tracks all of the web's obsessions in realtime. Find outrageous videos, juicy gossip, an obscure subculture breaking into the mainstream, or just an ordinary guy having his glorious 15 minutes of fame. Check out BuzzFeed now!
Less Clothes means more fun for everyone, especially if you're looking to check out the newest celeb pictures of the hottest girls in the business. Welcome to your new internet paradise.
One of the Internet's best game-related sites. Everything from game news, reviews and downloads. A fantastic time waster all around Check it out.