You should've seen his girlfriend's tongue get stuck.

It's like a volcano, only colder. And with semen.

I want to know how they did the veins on this snow penis for my own future snow penis related endeavors.

I just don't get the fish.

A subpar snow penis is redeemed by a girl pretending to fellate it.

"The snow penis so large, the cops had to take down with a bobcat."

As a general rule, you will receive bonus credit on your snow penis for using shrubbery as pubes.

I hope it was there long enough to freeze onto the car.

All snow penii should aspire to be this magnificent.

Hopefully, they kept it hidden long enough that it froze before the owner got there.

Fuck you snow penis!

"This is what happens to VT freshmen's Cars when they decide to take the first parking space in the campus lot. I thought the Snow Penis was a nice touch."

Writing that on the wall in snow is good enough to get your snow penis up here.

OK, guys. This season we're not going to put up a snow penis a day like last year. So to get them up here, you'll have to do something really extreme with them. (this one in front of an Iowa State sorority)

These snow penii are getting so much more artsy!

Taking snow penii to the next level.

"Got alil bored durin the day and then got some drunk girls to do some lickin..." Weird.

The old snowcock for the RA

"Snow cocks never get old...especially when cheerleaders are involved."

"Snow rocks." Yes, it does.