Soccer Accident

This is great ad placement.

Volley-Soccer

The following is an Asian sport: Sepak Takraw, which literally translates to "How do they do that with their feet?"

Penalty Kick

Wait around for the slow motion instant replay.

Soccer Goal Toss

At most schools they tear down the goal posts, at UC Santa Barbara, they throw the soccer goal into the ocean.

Bicycle Kick

Sure, Ronaldinho can kick ridiculous soccer goals, but lets see him dunk a basketball.

Reporter Down

Some soccer players will do anything for camera time.

Double Header

As if the direct hit to the nuts wasn't painful, this poor kid then gets hit twice in the head with another kick.

Soccer Own Goal

In kickball this would have only been a strike.

Own Goal

Kicking a soccer ball into your own goal is embarassing, but heading one in there is incredible.

Awesome Kick

With accuracy like this, I like America's chances in the next World Cup

You know I LYLAS, but I just haavvve to give you this yellow card.

Note to Italy: Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Note to France: You lost.

If it weren't for instant replay, multiple camera angles, and refs who can see, you sir, would have gotten away with it.

In honor of the World Cup, GI Joe ruins a perfectly harmless soccer match.

If there's ever been a time to watch amazing soccer clips, this is it.

Freestyle fingerball, as opposed to competitive fingerball.

Girl accidentally gets hit in the face with a soccer ball - or was it not an accident at all?

Amazing soccer throw-in from the sidelines.

A soccer goal even you should have made.

And so ended my brief run as a goalie in Europe.