CollegeHumor: Sorry Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922011 He did the same exact thing the following week with an airsoft gun. Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922011 He did the same exact thing the following week with an airsoft gun. nonadult comedy He did the same exact thing the following week with an airsoft gun. apology, elementary school, sorry, kid, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922011"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.f77219bf757e6fa1c658a1c611f631d1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921178 Kanye's Apology Musical Adaption Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:46:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921178 Kanye's Apology Musical Adaption nonadult comedy Kanye would've recorded it himself, but he already thought that this was the greatest musical adaption of his apology of all time. kanye west, remix, apology, sorry, music, very tasteful <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921178"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.fd02ee04a94f55f062cece033a65f069.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 76 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886390 "Jesus, I baked you a cake what more do you want, an apology?" Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:06:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886390 "Jesus, I baked you a cake what more do you want, an apology?" nonadult comedy "Jesus, I baked you a cake what more do you want, an apology?" cake, dessert, sorry, herpes, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886390"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/3/collegehumor.284bacd6f5618701ec433e2342c7232b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819244 Polite Racecar Driver Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:45:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819244 Polite Racecar Driver nonadult comedy He even went back to repair the fence after the race. Sorry, Racecar, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819244"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/f/collegehumor.bdf3992ec07dd19b1647b4bfbb5692ce.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 274 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724553 Come To Think Of It, I Don’t Apologize Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:45:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724553 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
People I’ve Beaten at the Board Game “Sorry!” The truth is that I was legitimately happy to see you lose. I was insincere every single time I apologized to you.

Really Big Scary Guy Who Shoved Me. You and I both know that this one was totally your fault, and the only reason I apologized was because your arms were as big as my legs and your legs were as big as my dad.

Person for Whom I Did Not Hold the Elevator. I was telling you the “Door Open” button was broken as I was actually furiously pressing my finger against the wall. I honestly felt no remorse and was relieved to have the ride to myself.

Person I Hit in the Head with a Frisbee. You don’t have to sit on the quad. You can sit literally anywhere else. And I don’t control the wind.

Person Behind Me In Line At the Drug Store As I Looked for Exact Change. I knew I had that 92 cents and by George I was going to get rid of it.

Girl I Lost My Virginity To. Society and pop culture and the media had led you to have inflated expectations. I do, however, still apologize for the fact that Smash Mouth’s “All Star” was playing at the time.

Person I Killed and Ate. We were stranded on our raft, with no hope of being found, and desperate times call for desperate measures. In retrospect, I could have waited longer than two days – but if given the chance to consider it, I know you would have done the same thing.

The Six Other People I Killed and Ate. You were his friends and family, and you were starting to ask questions. I honestly had no choice, and also once I had tasted human flesh I had an insatiable thirst for more blood.

Homeless Man Who Asked Me for Change. I honestly did not have any change, having used it all up – to the cent – at the drug store.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.6ab7686d87358ff55bab1a935bae57f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-27 10:45:02 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979">Dan Gurewitch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 108 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737142 Maybeeee we should eat somewhere else. Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:49:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737142 Maybeeee we should eat somewhere else. nonadult comedy Maybeeee we should eat somewhere else. sorry, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737142"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.0478a4f72adc9d9130136a36eefa8f9a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:309023">Meg</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1735296 I guess this is a really honest Applebee's. Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1735296 I guess this is a really honest Applebee's. nonadult comedy I guess this is a really honest Applebee's. sorry, paradox, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1735296"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/0/collegehumor.756e3b3251b444c1fb662720f4911d6b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311747">Dave Carlton</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1730415 Santa's Apology Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:57:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1730415 Santa's Apology nonadult comedy Santa apologizes for last week's elf-ist tirade. David Letterman, Seinfeld, Kramer, sorry, Santa Claus, A Week of Kindness <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1730415"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/b/collegehumor.c703f8b72484032c8a8a591bc3bcef8b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:14282">A Week of Kindness</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729039 Being drunk means never having to say you're sorry. Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:56:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729039 Being drunk means never having to say you're sorry. nonadult comedy Being drunk means never having to say you're sorry. sorry, shaming, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729039"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/c/collegehumor.dc1a999148c79276be08ca2cf2768721.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727083 Chocolate cake - my favorite! You really do care... Sun, 03 Dec 2006 17:53:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727083 Chocolate cake - my favorite! You really do care... nonadult comedy Chocolate cake - my favorite! You really do care... cake, std, sorry, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727083"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.5a51f17d492b16254e63c12f7cbffb99.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:80161">Steve S.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:575"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1723034 Frank: "That's alright, I don't even know what this pussy thing I have is called." 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Thanks for the cake. cake, sorry, syphilis, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1626795"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/2/collegehumor.e2bd784cba534c8f3f84afd2ea7520f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:40122">Katie Brown</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:342"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1634029 You'll find out why... 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Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:09:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1607766 If you really want to make it up to me, you would have made 2 cakes. nonadult comedy If you really want to make it up to me, you would have made 2 cakes. cake, sorry, syphilis, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1607766"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.c85e1bcbb50b1c4eeb343ceb809928a2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:77414 yeah i'm sorry too Thu, 28 Oct 2004 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:77414 yeah i'm sorry too nonadult comedy yeah i'm sorry too open, sorry, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:77414"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.8b18432552148d34c54e9b734ef5d561.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729050 Sorry Cortney Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:21:11 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729050 Sorry Cortney nonadult comedy sorry, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729050"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/c/collegehumor.cefe891bb45dea39d628471c9d09b675.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:100969">brad perry</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729050">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />