Neil Armstrong: Look, Buzz. We've been over this. I called it fair and square during training.

Buzz: There is no way that counts. You called it when we were inside a classroom. You couldn't even see the space shuttle OR the moon. It's against the rules.

Neil: Fine...I call I get to walk on the moon first! Ha! We are both inside the shuttle, and I can see the moon through the window. You just got ARMSTRONGED!

Buzz: Come on, this moment is way too important to just call it like that. Generations to come will remember the name of the first person to walk on the moon.

Neil: Then we should go by who has the coolest name. My last name is Armstrong. Game over.

Buzz: Now, hold on. My first name is Buzz. That's pretty cool.

Neil: No, your first name is Edwin, which is super lame. Your nickname is Buzz. Anyone can come up with a cool nickname. Hell, I could start calling myself Hacksaw Armstrong and blow your nickname out of the water.

Buzz: That's ridiculous; nobody would ever call you that. The only other name people might call you is "Louis Armstrong" because they'll get confused.