Lance Jabr and Jeffrey Herman present a melodious journey through the horrors of high school.
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"and whether you play red, blue, green, yellow, gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, diamond or pearl remember, inside we're all trying to catch them all."
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Friend berates the groom for acting like a homosexual for so many years. He truly is the best man.
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This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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He's actually reading from a very obscure part of the Torah.
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Warning: You may want to take up rugby after this video.
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Europe's juice was not pure.
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This man is an amazing presidential pun-dit.
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Jerry Seinfeld won the first ever American Comedian award and used his acceptance speech to mock award shows.
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Is this kid giving a graduation speech or rallying his class to rise up?
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Nobody ever lets the man in the bathrobe say anything.
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