Either this is fake, or he's not really going to Harvard. I prefer to think it's the latter.

It's easy to believe that he's interested in "anything" on television.

Keep your pubic jokes private.

"Our athletic department put this sign up in the men's varsity locker room for all the visiting teams to see."

"Dappy Birthday!"

"The Price is Right, even if the spelling is wrong."

It must not have any meat in it.

The E is silent.

God can turn anything into a possum?

"I don't know what is more confusing - the spelling or the fact that there are no other signs around."

Surprise, I can't spel.

What we're sparing you: the follow-up picture he sent in of a boner.

Hey Machete, you know what I just noticed? Isn't that supposed to end in an M?

"What's more embarrassing than being a Browns fan? How about being on national TV with a misspelled sign?"

Hau could anyone get that wrong?

SKATEBOADERING IS NOT A CRIME

Looks like somebody needs to take Contemporary English Spelling.

"What are they teaching our youth at Jacks Valley Elementary?" Or, as I like to spell it, Jacks Mattey Etementary.

Not that it's a hard word to begin with, but he could have just copied it from the sign that's two feet above.

"Apparently, Gollum has given up trying to get the ring, and is now working at an Albertson's in Tucson."