This entire video is basically an allegory for World War II. (Not pictured: Adolf Hitler in the penalty box.)
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The Onion: Piggly Wiggly Scouting Report Indicates J.J. Hardy Enjoys Rib-Eye Steaks
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CHTV's High Times Editorial Office star Ben Schwartz takes us on a magical basketball journey all the way to the Bronx.
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Seems inspiring, until you learn "accountant" is actually British slang for the guy who waxes cricket bats for shillings.
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Lucky for him his fellow students were busy watching real sports.
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The Onion: Tyler Hansbrough Staying In School To Take This One Awesome Philosophy Class
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The builders of the world's largest foosball table probably had good intentions, but at the end of the day it's still a foosball table.
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Skateboarder gets pwn surprise from a sneaky janitor.
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Sports Guy Bill Simmons, inspired by the E60 piece on Miguel Tejada's age, does his own investigative journalism.
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He got beat like some sort of round percussion instrument. A tambourine, perhaps?
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The Onion Sports: 'My Time With The Knicks Was Actually A Large-Scale Psychological Study Of New York Residents'
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Bronx World Travelers: episode 4, by Ben Schwartz from CHTV's High Times Editorial Office
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Bill Buckner has returned to Fenway!
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If you thought presidential candidates were the only people that bowl anymore, then you thought wrong. Pornstars love bowling, too.
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A pretty awesome (and pretty brutal) hockey fight. Can you find better?
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A skater smashes his face through a glass door because he decides he doesn't need one anymore.
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